First we’ll dig up Spahn
then we’ll dig up Sain.
One’s better than Peavy
and the other Matt Cain.
Would we owe 64 million
if they’re hit by a train?
15 million for Peavy,
49 for Matt Cain.
With apologies to Gerald V. Hern.
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