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Posted in 2010 Phillies on October 25, 2010 by wechslerh66

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So it ended where it began. Almost. The Phillies’ lineup of April 5, 2010 was almost exactly the same as the Phillies’ lineup of October 23, 2010, with the exception of the 9th spot (Oswalt as opposed to Halladay) and the 6th and 7th spots (Ibañez and Victorino as opposed to Victorino and Ibañez) and the fact that it took place two hours to the north (Philadelphia as opposed to Washington) and the fact that the Phillies went 5 for 14 with runners in scoring position as opposed to 2 for 11, and won 11-1 as opposed to losing 3-2. But otherwise, it was exactly the way it began—unlike, for example, the 2010 San Francisco Giants, who opened the season the same night with a 5-2 win at Houston with this lineup:

Rowand cf
Renteria ss
Sandoval 3b
Huff 1b
DeRosa lf
Molina c
Bowker rf
Uribe 2b
Lincecum p

and beat the Phillies on October 23 with this lineup:

Torres cf
F. Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Burrell lf
Ross rf
Uribe 3b
Renteria ss
J. Sanchez p

Posey was in the minors on April 5 (where he arguably never should have been). Burrell was a Tampa Bay Ray. Ross was a Florida Marlin. Torres and Freddy Sanchez were benchwarmers. GM Brian Sabean, who resembles Kenny Rogers if he were one of the Sopranos, had only just begun to exploit the market downturn for lame veterans.

Still, it was six games. Six out of 171 total games for the Phillies, 172 for the Giants. Somewhere, sabermetrics is unimpressed. “Small sample size.” “Rolls of the die.” A butterfly flapping its wings over McCovey Cove and Ashburn Alley.

Drove downtown in the rain
Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late-night record shop.
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane
But when I’m surrounded I just can’t stop

A few numbers:

2007: 89-73
2008: 92-70
2009: 93-69
2010: 97-65

The 2010 Phils—with the most wins in baseball for the first time ever—won 97 games. The last Phillies team to win 97 games went to the World Series in 1993. We all remember how that ended.

What we also probably remember, without remembering exactly, is a few other numbers:

1994: 54-61
1995: 69-75
1996: 67-95
1997: 68-94

And a few other names: Paul Quantrill. Shawn Boskie. Ricky Otero (or as some referred to him, Ricky Oterrible). David Doster. Way too many Kevins (Elster, Flora, Jordan and the remains of Kevin Stocker). Phillies you would never remember were Phillies, like Fernando Valenzuela and Norm Charlton and Andy Van Slyke and Jim Deshaies. (We had Jim Deshaies? Seriously?) The returns of Randy Ready and Jeff Parrett. Hearing the Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” whenever Doug Jones took the mound (27 saves, a 2.17 ERA, and a 38-to-6 K/BB ratio in 1994). Billy Brewer, who I thought was a mascot. Scott Ruffcorn, whom Mayor Rendell encouraged the Phillies to acquire and who would walk 36 in 39.2 innings for a 7.71 ERA (56 ERA+), never to pitch a single inning in the majors again.

The 2011 Phillies won’t be 1994-1997 bad. Nor will the 2012 Phillies. Halladay will be back, presumably as the defending Cy Young winner, as will Oswalt, Hamels, Madson, Lidge, and every starting position player except (huge except) for Jayson Werth. But how do you top the most wins in baseball and two wins from the World Series for the third consecutive year when the butterfly flapping its wings over Ashburn Alley may end up in Chavez Ravine, or Blake Street, or Yawkey Way?

It’s a matter of instinct
It’s a matter of conditioning
It’s a matter of fact
You can call me Pavlov’s dog.
Ring a bell and I’ll salivate
How’d you like that?
Dr. Landy tell me you’re not just a pedagogue

More numbers:

2010 team age (batters): Texas 28.3, San Francisco 29.4, Yankees 30.3, Phillies 31.8

2010 team age (pitchers): Texas 27.6, San Francisco 27.9, Yankees 30.4, Phillies 31.1

Texas and San Francisco, sure. But the Yankees? The Phillies are older than a team with Mariano Rivera (40), Derek Jeter (36—how is Derek Jeter only 36?), Jorge Posada (38), Andy Pettitte (38)?

The Phillies have the oldest batters and the oldest pitchers in baseball. The only regular hitter under 30 is Victorino, who turns 30 in November. The only bench player under 30 other than Domonic Brown is Ben Francisco, and he’s 28.

Phils pitching isn’t as bad in terms of age—Moyer is 47, but Hamels is only 26, Kendrick and Blanton despite ERAs+ of 85 and 84 are only 25 and 29, Madson (who led all Phils relievers with 10.9 K/9 and a K/BB ratio of 4.92) is also 29, Bastardo is 24, Worley (who deserves to start ahead of Kendrick) is only 22—but still, no team in either league is as old overall. The only other teams in the majors with pitching staffs older than 30 are the Braves, Cardinals, and Yankees.

We may not be witnessing the Wheeze Kids, Part Two, but even the Wheeze Kids, Part One didn’t have the oldest pitching staff in baseball (the 1983 Phillies were fifth at 30.3, behind the Angels, Royals, Brewers, and Astros and a full eight months younger than the 2010 Phillies). And the 1983 Phillies’ batters? The oldest in the majors—at 31.8, the same exact age as the 2010 Phillies.

‘Cause right now I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

Unlike the 2010 Phillies, the 1983 Phillies made it to the World Series, where Baltimore beat them in five games. The wheels didn’t fall off immediately. The 1984 Phillies were a .500 team, 81-81 (Pythagorean W/L of 84-78), before dropping to 75-87 (Pythagorean W/L of 80-82) in 1985 and then somehow winning 86 games in a second-place finish in 1986 behind a .290/.390/.547 (152 OPS+) MVP season from Mike Schmidt, though they were still 21.5 games behind the 108-54 World Champion Mets. The 1987 Phillies were 80-82. The 1988 Phillies were 65-96. Von Hayes led the team with an OPS+ of 119 in only 104 games. Chris James led the team with 19 homers despite an OPS of .671 (OPS+ of 91). Kevin Gross led the staff with an ERA+ of 97. The 1983 World Series was barely a memory.

So I’m lying here
Just staring at the ceiling tiles
And I’m thinking about what to think about
Just listening and relistening
To “Smiley Smile”
And I’m wondering if this is some kind of creative drought

Even more numbers:

Shutouts:
2007 Phillies: 3 shutouts against, 5 shutouts for
2008 Phillies: 8 shutouts against, 11 shutouts for
2009 Phillies: 7 shutouts against, 9 shutouts for
2010 Phillies: 11 shutouts against, 21 shutouts for

Scoring one run:
2007 Phillies: 8 against, 11 for
2008 Phillies: 8 against, 12 for
2009 Phillies: 14 against, 19 for
2010 Phillies: 23 against, 20 for

The 2010 Phillies scored one or zero runs 34 times—up from 21 times in 2009, 16 in 2008, and 11 in 2007. True, the Phillies allowed one or zero runs 41 times versus only 16 in 2007. And a team with Halladay, Oswalt, and Hamels as its top three doesn’t exactly need to be the 1927 Yankees. Or the 1961 Yankees. Or even the 2008 Phillies. But 11 times to 34 times scoring fewer than two runs within four seasons? Or, more bleakly put, 34 times with Jayson Werth in the lineup? Not a good omen for 2011.

(Oddly enough, the Phillies have been much more consistent when it comes to scoring 10 or more runs—18 times in both 2010 and 2009, 17 times in 2007. Ironically, the one year they won the World Series, they only scored 10 or more runs 10 times.)

Because I am
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

True, the 2010 Phillies weren’t the 2010 Phillies that often. Sixteen Phillies were on the disabled list, including six of eight starters (only Ibañez and Werth weren’t). When they were in the lineup, they often weren’t at full strength. Polanco will need offseason surgery for a bone spur in his elbow. Howard lost his home run power after a left ankle sprain and ended the season with 31, the fewest since his rookie year when he had only 312 AB. Rollins’s 17 steals were his lowest ever (only once before, in 2003, had he not topped 30). Utley slugged below .450 for the first time ever, OPSed below .900 for the first time since 2004 and was brutal at second in the LCS (despite zero official errors). Victorino’s career-high 18 homers were offset by a career low .327 OBP.

The Phils’ 4.77 runs per game were still, somehow, second in the NL (Cincinnati led the league at 4.88), slightly ahead of the Rockies at 4.75. And 75% of a team’s starters being injured, no matter how old they are, is just bad luck. But the oldest team in baseball won’t be much younger in 2011—and where they will be younger (Brown for Werth) will be the worst possible tradeoff for the Phillies, unless Brown is more Darryl Strawberry and less Daryl Boston, more Juan Samuel 1984 and less Juan Samuel 1988.

And if you want to find me I’ll be out in the sandbox
Wondering where the hell all the love has gone
Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun
And singing “Fun, Fun, Fun”

Again, like the 1983 Phillies, or the 1993 Phillies, the wheels won’t fall off immediately, and probably won’t fall as far. Other than an aging Steve Carlton, an injured John Denny, and an injury-prone Curt Schilling (before he became Bloody Sock Curt Schilling), no previously doomed Phillies team was even close to Halladay/Oswalt/Hamels at the top of the rotation. Al Holland was no Brad Lidge, never mind Ryan Madson. A declining Ryan Howard may be excruciating to watch strike out but will still hit 40+ homers and slug over .500, which John Kruk never did. (Of course John Kruk never made $25 million, but we won’t go there.) I would have preferred Beltre to Polanco last offseason, but Beltre will be a free agent who wants, and may be offered, a ridiculous contract and Polanco is only three years older.

More optimistically, the 1983 and 1993 Phillies never led the majors in attendance nor had a GM, love him (Halladay/Oswalt/trading for Cliff Lee) or hate him (trading Cliff Lee/Howard’s extension/the third year of Ibañez’s contract), willing to make major trades when needed. The Yankees suffered through the Tony Womack and Jaret Wright years before winning the World Series again in 2009 when GM Brian Cashman went for it (Sabathia/Burnett/Teixeira). True, the Yankees have a $206 million payroll, or not much more than the bottom five team payrolls combined, but other than them, only the Red Sox and Cubs outspend the Phillies. Top dollar acquisitions like Halladay and Oswalt won’t replace scouting (even the Yankees wouldn’t have won without Yankee draft picks—Jeter, Rivera, Pettitte, Posada and now Cano), but a $142 million payroll is more than not only the obvious suspects (Pirates, Royals, Marlins, A’s) but the Dodgers (now 12th in payroll), Cardinals (13th) and Braves (15th).

I’m lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

So who else can top the 2011 Phils in the NL? Won’t San Francisco be a powerhouse with Lincecum/Cain/Sanchez/Bumgarner pitching every night Barry Zito (a better Kyle Kendrick with a worse contract) isn’t? I doubt it. Even a Giants fan argues that Brian Sabean got seriously lucky at the roulette wheel; Huff, Burrell, and Uribe will all decline and Cody Ross will not slug .950 in the regular season.

Atlanta? Any team with Tommy Hanson and Jason Heyward will be a threat, and the loss of Melky Cabrera is no loss, but the Braves won’t win 100 games, or 95, and may not even win 90. Not yet; there’s too much deadwood and not enough defense (the Braves were tied for 3rd in the NL in errors, one behind the Pirates and Nationals and 43 more than the Phils).

The Mets will be better but still owe worse-than-Ibañez money to a declining Jason Bay and worse-than-Halladay money to a declining Johan Santana, and will desperately hope that R.A. Dickey and Angel Pagan are closer to the 2010 version than any previous versions.

The Dodgers will remove Vicente Padilla’s salary from the books after one year only to pay Ted Lilly double over three years, and preferred Scott Podsednik to Manny Ramirez—not the moves of a contender.

The Cardinals? The Rockies? The Reds? Even odds as division winners (well, the Cardinals and Rockies, at least; I suspect Pythagoras and overall regression to the mean will help the Cardinals at the expense of the Reds, though Cincinnati was better than I thought), but better than the Phillies? Probably not by much if at all. Even a declining Phils team would have to decline pretty far, unexpectedly and unaccountably far, to be irrelevant.

I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds
And though I was very heavy
I floated ‘til I couldn’t see the ground
I floated ‘til I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me

Bill Baer of Crashburn Alley, in his own eulogy for the 2010 Phillies, covers what went right:

Roy Halladay‘s perfect game against the Florida Marlins, and his no-hitter in the NLDS against the Cincinnati Reds.

Roy Oswalt playing left field — and recording a put out — in the 14th inning was great theater.

Jayson Werth put up one of the best offensive seasons by any Phillies outfielder ever.

Carlos Ruiz‘s emergence as a legit offensive threat.

Cole Hamels‘ bounce-back season after a disappointing 2009. Brad Lidge, too.

Ryan Madson‘s continued dominance as the set-up guy for Lidge.

Ruben Amaro’s ability to fill in around the edges, with Wilson Valdez, Mike Sweeney, and Ross Gload playing big roles outside of being reliable bench players.

Whatever our outrageous expectations for the Phillies were, however many among those expectations weren’t met (no World Series, no 40+ homers for Howard, no Halladay/Lee/Hamels per our expectations for a few brief minutes), Werth, Ruiz, Hamels, Lidge, and Madson still exceeded expectations, as did the underwhelming-on-paper bench of Valdez and Gload (as opposed to Juan Castro, who actually did underwhelm), and the welcome acquisition of Oswalt when some of us thought he would be a Dodger if not a Yankee if not still an Astro.

Bottom line: whatever I think of the 2011 Phillies, or Braves, or Mets, or Rockies, or Cardinals, or Reds, or Dodgers is irrelevant. Our expectations now, not to mention the teams themselves as they exist now, will change by February, if not December. Ask any San Francisco Giants fan.

Because I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I’m
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

When I remember the 2010 Phillies, or at least the playoff version of the 2010 Phillies, the soundtrack will always be “Brian Wilson” by Barenaked Ladies, a somewhat obscure song by a somewhat less obscure Canadian band about the depressed tortured recluse ex-Beach Boy, as opposed to the black-bearded bondage lover flake San Francisco closer who saved 3 of the Giants’ 4 NLCS wins against the Phillies and won the other, allowing zero runs in five total innings. His fifteenth and final out was a called strikeout of Ryan Howard with Jayson Werth on deck, waiting for a probable last at-bat as a Phillie that would never come. No, the 2010 Phillies were the depressed tortured recluse ex-World Series winner, somewhere between flashes of brilliance and weeks of doubt or drought, three shutouts in a row by a pathetic Mets troika of Dickey, Takahashi and Pelfrey in May and 11 consecutive wins within the NL East in September. It wasn’t that we doubted that what we saw one night would happen again the next night. It was the opposite: when they were bad, we thought the season was over (e.g. Fenway Park in June); when they were good, we thought no one was better.

The truth was somewhere in between, or at least the truth we know now that it already happened. Small sample sizes. Rolls of the die. Butterflies over Ashburn Alley.

Drove downtown in the rain
Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late-night record shop.
You can call it impulsive, you can call it compulsive, you can call it insane
But when I’m surrounded I just can’t stop

So Brian Wilson—the black-bearded bondage lover flake pitcher Brian Wilson—won’t be lying in bed on Wednesday night when the World Series begins, and the Phils will. He probably won’t be back October 2011, nor will the rest of his team, but no one thought the 2008 Phillies would either, the same way no one probably thinks the 2010 Phillies will be. Someone’s always wrong, though. To quote the 2008 Phillies, why not us?

Well, at least we have J.C. Ramirez

Posted in 2010 Phillies, non-de Jesus related on October 19, 2010 by wechslerh66

Game Two

Posted in 2010 Phillies on October 18, 2010 by wechslerh66

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Game Two notes, other than the obvious (Oswalt 9 Ks on 111 pitches, 71 for strikes; Torres 4 Ks in 4 AB; Rollins’ 3 0 2 4 redemption):

We were immediately behind the Obstructed View section 116 where the photographers were, a few rows behind the obsessive woman with the SMOOCH CHOOCH sign and even more rows behind the woman with the COLE, PROM? sign. (What would Heidi think?)

Fan signs behind the SF dugout whenever Burrell was up:
BED WETTER
WE’RE SORRY, HIPPIE
WIFE CHEATS
PIGEON TOED
and the even more original LOSER.

Burrell also won the AT&T “Who is your favorite ex-Phillie & Giant?” fan vote over Aaron Rowand, Garry Maddox, and Gary Matthews. Where’s Cookie?

Someone held up a WARM UP POWERS sign in the 6th when Sanchez was tiring. Even though he was never a Giant, I immediately thought of him.

Drunk guy in men’s room staring at 2008 World Series roster t-shirt of man at urinal ahead of him: “What the fuck happened to Dobbs this year? Dobbs shit on himself…”

Drunk guys behind me when Sandoval was at bat in the 8th: “Man, you can see his gut from all the way up here.”

Madson chant in the 9th: “Let’s go, Mad Dog!” Guy next to me: “Who???”

Tomorrow afternoon: Hamels (2010 SIERA of 3.19) vs. Cain (2010 SIERA of 3.90). My money’s on Cole.

Round Two picks

Posted in 2010 Phillies on October 14, 2010 by wechslerh66

Well, I knew the Phils would win. On to Round Two:

Phillies (97-65) vs. San Francisco (92-70)
Jayson Werth’s beard vs. Brian Wilson’s beard. Lincecum vs. Halladay. Pat Burrell vs. the Irish Pub. I’ll take the East Coast hipster (387 hipster bars vs. 340 sports bars!), Doc and the Pub. Scary pitching stat: Roy Oswalt would be 4th among Giant starters with a VORP of 31.1….in twelve starts as a Phillie. His overall VORP of 55.5 would rank 1st. (So would Hamels with his 50.4 VORP.) Even with Oswalt pitching for the Phils, I fully expect San Francisco’s only win to be Game Two behind Jonathan Sanchez (we’ve got tickets). Phils in 5.

Texas (90-72) vs. New York Yankees (95-67)
I was willing to go either way until I heard Darren Daulton on ESPN 950 worshiping the Yankees as “perennial winners.” Well, if you mean 2009. Regardless, did Derek Jeter’s 175 postseason hits from 1996-2009 help him hit .286/.286/.286 vs. the Twins in Round One– and if so, how do you explain his .412/.412/.471 postseason debut vs. the 1996 Texas Rangers as a rookie? Experience may not be totally irrelevant, but apparently it means more when you win with it than when you lose with it. Texas won’t win because Cliff Lee was 4-0, 1.56 in the 2009 playoffs, but because Cliff Lee will outpitch Andy Pettitte twice in 2010. The Yankees have only lost one ALCS since the Royals beat them in 1980, and they had to blow a 3-0 series lead to do so. The ghosts of Bump Wills and Rusty Greer are due. Rangers in 6.

Round One picks

Posted in 2010 Phillies on October 6, 2010 by wechslerh66

When I belonged to the Vancouver Canucks fan listserv fifteen years ago (post-gophers, pre-blogs, fondly remembered at Canucks Corner), whenever the playoffs began, a statistician named Dave Hannah would make his picks based solely on who was the better goaltender in each matchup– hence what we referred to as the Dave Hannah Theory of Goaltending (though it wasn’t a theory of goaltending as much as a theory of what goaltending meant in the playoffs). Dave normally was correct, and I even won a playoff pool once (after Dave had moved on) based on my own Hannahesque picks.

Sadly, it no longer works as often in hockey (Boucher vs. Brodeur, Niemi vs. Luongo, Khabibulin vs. Luongo, Leighton vs. Halak, to name a few recent matchups), and I doubt it would work even that well with pitching matchups in baseball’s postseason, but it’s worth a try. (It may work better in the negative. Remember the wise words of ex-Penguins coach Gene Ubriaco: “Goaltending is 75% of hockey, unless it’s bad goaltending, in which case it’s 100%.”)

My picks, with all due respect to Dave Hannah:

Philadelphia (97-65) vs. Cincinnati (91-71)
Halladay/Hamels/Oswalt. On the other hand, Joey Votto and luck (e.g. 7 innings of 2-hit, no-run, 10K baseball out of Edinson Volquez, or Johnny Cueto, or both). The Reds are somewhere between the 2008 Brewers and the 2009 Rockies, both of whom the Phillies deposed in 4, and the 2010 Phillies are (mostly) even better. Phils in 4.

San Francisco (92-70) vs. Atlanta (91-71)
Lincecum/Cain/Sanchez/Zito are scarier than Lowe/Hudson/Hanson/Jurrjens and the scariest potential matchup for the Phillies in the NL, if not the whole playoffs, no matter that the Giants have two rosters’ full of castoff outfielders whose total VORP (49.8) doesn’t even match Jayson Werth’s (53.2) .* On the other hand, it’s a short series, Jason Heyward is the best position player between the two teams (with all due respect to Aubrey Huff), and the Braves are extra-motivated to win one for Bobby. I never went wrong picking whomever played Atlanta from 2000-2005, but not this time. Braves in 5.

* Note: if you count Cody Ross’s VORP as a Marlin and Jose Guillen’s VORP as a Royal, it would (68.6). (Yes, Jose Guillen actually had a positive VORP as a Royal.) The 49.8 also doesn’t count Aubrey Huff’s VORP as an outfielder.

Minnesota (94-68) vs. New York Yankees (95-67)
Justin Morneau would help. So would Scott Baker. On the other hand, with Games 1, 2, and 5 in Minnesota, the Twins can beat the Yankees without a win in Yankee Stadium (remember the 1987 and 1991 World Series: the Twins went 8-0 at home and 0-6 on the road). Liriano/Pavano/Duensing may not be Viola/Blyleven/Straker or Morris/Tapani/Erickson, but Sabathia/Pettitte/Hughes are mere mortals too. Twins in 5.

Tampa Bay (96-66) vs. Texas (90-72)
Even if Cliff Lee 2010 were Cliff Lee 2009, Tampa is too deep offensively (Carlos Pena hit .196 and still had 87 walks, tied for 6th in the AL with Old Friend Bobby Abreu and 28 more than Ryan Howard), and are Price/Shields/Garza/Davis any worse than Lee/Wilson/Lewis/Hunter? The only other team that can match up with the Phillies top to bottom, Rays in 3.

For the love of clinching early

Posted in 2010 Phillies on September 30, 2010 by wechslerh66

Last night’s starting lineup:

Rollins ss
Valdez 2b
Victorino cf
Sweeney 1b
Francisco lf
Mayberry rf
Dobbs 3b
Hoover c
Blanton p

Which apparently still beats Danny Espinosa and Bush’s former Attorney General.

Roy Halladay meets Mayor Nutter & Jim Bunning, Phils lose to Astros

Posted in 2010 Phillies on August 27, 2010 by wechslerh66

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random notes from the Phils’ 5-1 loss to the Astros:

Mayor Nutter was loudly booed during the pregame ceremony honoring Roy Halladay’s perfect game. Among the comments: “Take Ackerman with you!” (We can assume he meant this Ackerman as opposed to this one). “Jerkoff!” “At least he’s better’n Street…” Probably thanks to the Oswalt trade, or the fact the opposing Astros pitcher wasn’t Cliff Lee, Ruben Amaro actually wasn’t booed (though someone on my row told a friend, “He’s an asshole too”). Unfortunately, nor was Senator Bunning.

The Astros scored five runs off Phillies pitching despite a lineup featuring four starters other than pitcher Wandy Rodriguez with OBPs under .300 (Anderson Hernandez, Carlos Lee, Angel Sanchez, and Jason Castro), who then went 8 for 17 with three doubles and a homer off the rogues’ gallery of Kendrick, Romero, Contreras, and Herndon. Rodriguez himself had an RBI single off the wall in right.

Kendrick may be slightly better than replacement level, but would Drew Carpenter, Vance Worley, or even Brandon Duckworth be any worse as a fifth starter? Or, as a preferable option the Phils would never take, would a rotation of Halladay/Hamels/Oswalt/Blanton even need a fifth starter?

Ryan Howard is even more of a concern. He was the object of sarcastic applause when he grounded out to second in the 9th (“Ay, he made contact!”) after two strikeouts– he now has 10 K’s in his past three games, including an 0-for-7, 5 K night in the Phils’ memorable 4-2 16-inning loss on Tuesday— and seems to be foreshadowing an ugly end to an unwarranted bad contract extension.

Tonight the Phils face Mat Latos on the road, pitching for a Padres team 26 games above .500. Nonetheless, the Phils can’t be counted out for the wild card if not the division, still trailing the Braves by only 3 games with 35 left to play. But the 2006 Ryan Howard and the 2007 Kyle Kendrick (who was luckier more than he was that much better than the 2010 Kyle Kendrick) would help.

Also worth noting: it wasn’t as obscurely pornographic as CUM HUSKS, but someone behind home plate brought a sign that read YEAH MARY USED HER LITTER BOX. For whatever reason, I only seemed to notice it when Victorino and Werth were batting…?