On the San Francisco Giants’ 2016 Rotation

Cain Gigantes

First we’ll dig up Spahn
then we’ll dig up Sain.
One’s better than Peavy
and the other Matt Cain.
Would we owe 64 million
if they’re hit by a train?
15 million for Peavy,
49 for Matt Cain.

With apologies to Gerald V. Hern.
Photo: Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images.

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